Vlogs to my 12-year-old self

Sometimes, much like our bless'd lady of miracles, Cher, I question whether or not I believe in life after love. More often, though, I find myself wishing I could turn back tuh-hahm (time).

After making a decision regarding my hair, while I was... shall we say... "not sober", I started thinking about what I would tell myself if I could turn back time (tuh-hahm).

There are many, many things that I would tell myself. Too many things for one vlog. I may make more. Time is something I will have lots of, as I will not be leaving the apartment for some weeks.